You know, the cross between Gotcha brand, Gap brand, and the Captchas that you see on most interactive websites to make sure you're authentically real.
Their distinctive icon would be a really distorted "We lOV3 YoU!"
I'd buy one just for the attention.

Donald R. Anderson
Loopy, Smart, and Fool-hearted

She was loopy, smart, and fool-hearted.
Her spouse was the argumentative type,
a risk that almost, but not quite, caused physical harm.
Things got progressively worse,
and she stayed with him anyway,
for a year, that dreadful deadly year,
before parting ways.

They chatted about joining her friend's family
with that of her friend's spouse's,
and the rebellions of children to step parents,
and their not being at fault.
So much unsaid,
so many faults, or flaws, overlooked.
So much could have been helped.
A lifetime full of regrets,
and sad conversations sitting at the bar they would escape to.
Just familiarity, in the friends and places.
It was as if it were a country lifestyle in Stockton,
or as if time had been turned back a hundred years or more
to frontier times,
or simply back to neighborhoods
and neighbors
and a sense of home.